did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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