Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I think your dad took our porno
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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