Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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