I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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