Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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