Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Come on in and take your pants off
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