What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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