shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It's blow job season.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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