Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
you will always have a special place in my vag
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You are a genius and a whore.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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