Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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