Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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