I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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