so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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