the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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