i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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