is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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