What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize