So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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