You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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