my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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