well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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