My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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