absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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