Who wears a wallet chain?!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm like, not good at living.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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