I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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