we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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