Those balls look pretty dangerous.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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