Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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