This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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