butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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