she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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