I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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