Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
whose parrot is this?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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