You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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