I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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