doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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