what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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