how can u be prego again
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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