Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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