i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Damn victory sex feels great
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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