jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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