Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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