I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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