spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
