i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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