Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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