It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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