He kissed a someone with a penis
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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