In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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