well I can't set my house on fire every night
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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