At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
be right there i have to get my cape
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I would ride that face into the sunset
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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