Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just tell him i said nine months
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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