So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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